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A slap made with such speed, with so little noise, that the victim is suddenly in pain without knowing what hit them.
Dude, the other day, I totally ninja slapped the local douche bag at my school. He never knew who hit him.
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The act of acting like a ninja.
So I was talking about sneaking into this house and I realized how ninja-y that sounded.
Yo dude, I was all ninja-y and shit.
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To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.
Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.
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After someone drops a stank bomb, the other person covers there face with there shirt leaving only the eyes exposed. If stank is strong enough They will quickly exit like a ninja.
Man Look at Dave go, Kevin must had dropped a stank bomb, Its like he dissapered in a puff of dodo gas.
Was he even wearing a ninja mask?
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A women who sleeps around without anyone knowing
Angelina Jolie is a ninja slut
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One makes a single random comment in someone elses conversation, which ends up killing it and making it awkward for everyone else. This is similar to a ninja swiftly killing a target then exiting.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
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1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
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