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(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
what luke hemmings should put in his fuckin mouth.
I really love Luke's lip ring, he is so hot!
The Nicky Ring is when someone gets down on all fours and their partner goes to time on your arse also on all fours.
Hey babe, do you fancy a Nicky ring tonight?
an engagement ring that you borrow from a loved one with a promise to replace the ring with your own, eventually.
We travel so much that I had to use a intro ring to propose! I'm definitely gonna get her the one she wants tho.
A deformed donut in the shape of an onion ring
I can’t believe these people sold me a donion ring
An engaged girl showing ring finger instead of middle to jealous girls
Laura- ew your ring is so ugly
Hazel- ring you
When a woman wears a left thumb ring it signifies she's a Lesbian, on the other hand, If a man wears a left thumb ring, it signifies he's gay.
Wow, she's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay girls are going for her.
Wow, he's wearing a Left Thumb Ring, no wonder all the gay guys are going for him.