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you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock
aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.
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Go up to a sole and sock him. January 15th is the official day
Haole 1: Tomorrow is Sock a sole day!!!!!
Haole 2: Yes!!!!
The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.
"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."
The level of confidence you walk around with when wearing black socks rather than white
homie #1 i was feeling like a pussy with my white socks yesterday
homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag
The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.
That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!
When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.