God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

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Drive me up the wall

Definition 1: To make someone very irritated or angry.

Definition 2: A sexual invitation to inform ones partner that they are crazy for them. That they want to feel crazy for them.

Other definitions : partner , love , sex , crazy , angry , feel , irritated , invitation , one

Definition 1: "You are driving me up the wall! Stop it!"

Definition 2: "Oh love, you're driving me up the wall!"

: " Please, please, drive me up the wall!"

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Red Wall Grinder

The act of inserting the claw of a coat-hanger into a women's vagina, turning it sideways and ripping it out as fast as possible.

Dude 1: My bitch is looking for a new way to experience pleasure and pain at the same time.

Dude 2: Have you tried the Red Wall Grinder?
Dude 1: Oh shit no, ill do it tonight.

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so flat the walls are jealous

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.

Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

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WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!

Donald Trump's amazing saying.

Person 1: "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!"
Person 2 " Yeah!"
Person 1 "Yeah!"
Person 2 " Yeah!"
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Person 2 " Yeah!"
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Person 2 " Yeah!"
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Person 1 "Yeah!"
Person 2 " Yeah!"
Person 1 "Yeah
Person 2: "OK SHUT THE HECK UP!"

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shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology

noun. The process of throwing chemicals at a disease until something changes.

"shit-against-the-wall-pharmacology," credit to Barry Schuler @ TEDTalks.

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Occupy Wall Street Movement

What you have when you take a dump in public (especially on a police car) in NYC and no one arrests you. It tends to show a definitive lack of respect for anyone and anything in the immediate area.

Man-on-the-Street: Oh my god, that hippie over there is taking a dump right in the middle of that fountain!

Mayor Bloomberg: Don't worry, he's just having his Occupy Wall Street movement.

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