chopped weed

Weed that is chopped and grained.

Tommy got chopped weed and ate it.

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Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.

"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made

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pussy money weed and beer

Tom Stein's favorite things

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips

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3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”

Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.

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West Virginia Tumble Weed

A discarded plastic Wal-mart bag left to drift aimlessly in the breezes of rural West Virginia towns.

Don't cry Tonto, think of them as West Virginia tumble weeds and not a blight on the environment.

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one hit wheelchair weed

A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair.

Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelchair weed.

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wee weed up

to screw up, to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up

"CNN wee weed up their research on figuring out what this word means."

"The private insurance company wee weed up the paperwork and grandma died."

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