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Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality January 9, 2018


wood panel

Basic, non stylish but unpretentious

Tyler’s new girlfriend is a total wood panel. She is a long way from the K-pop star be used to date.

by Chips n’ hummus March 14, 2024


nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”

I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.

by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019


Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read

Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.

by TWENNE February 10, 2022


christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 13, 2021


Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022


maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.

Stop being a maddie woods!!

by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 February 4, 2016