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something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas
I want to squish them all like teddy bears!
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When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.
Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!
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To steal a co-worker's lunch from the breakroom fridge.
I was so hungry today, I starting Yogi bearing the fridge at work.
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To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.
Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.
Owen: Shut up Jack!
Jack: Get that hair soughted then!
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Bear pussy: noun, It is often cited that the sex organs of a female bear often resemble the battered human vagina of a sex worker. It is also a term used to describe a human vagina that is less than desirable.
Dude I got so wasted last night I fucked that fat bitch Carol and her bear pussy too!
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(Adj) A hairy bitchy skank whose claws come out on a regular basis.
"Whore bearing": (verb) the act of being a whore bear
That whore bear just punched me in the cooter because she thought I made out with her boyfriend. (as an adjective)
She's been whore bearing it up lately.(as a verb)
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A very hairy homosexual at a homosexual orgy who runs around corn holing every ass that is available until he passes out from exhaustion.
Hey, Trevor I was at an orgy the other night and that real hairy guy Seth was a real rambling bear. He must have railed just about every guy there before he finally passed out from exhaustion.
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