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1) when all of the sudden you are hard...
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
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Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
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I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation
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A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
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when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal
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What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.
Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
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When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.
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A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
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