Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”
Cute, Chill, smart asian boy who loves women
Brandon is so chill
Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.
He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch