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Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny

Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh

by Christopher846373 April 29, 2022


Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 21, 2022


Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 23, 2021


Brandon

Cute, Chill, smart asian boy who loves women

Brandon is so chill

by bdanisgoated March 3, 2022


Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.

He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch

by Brandonththth March 8, 2020


Brandon

Is gay asf lmao

Dude 1: yo is brandon gay?

Dude 2: yup

by Lika mahdik March 15, 2020


Brandon

Is really gay tho

Dude: is Brandon gay?
Dude 2: yes you fuck

by Lika mahdik March 15, 2020