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A bum wrangler is a particularly aggressive homosexual male who rounds up unsuspecting gay men, often in numbers up to 8 or even 10 to use them as living jewellery by inserting his index finger in to the back passage. Just to show off to his other wrangler friends. He often keeps them captive for up to two weeks.
Have you seen Billy lately? He has become a bum wrangler, and his fingers stink.
The term used when two people of any sex create a tunnel by pressing their bare bum cheeks together, usually for the purpose of a third male party to insert their penis for sexual pleasure.
“Ryan rang at lunchtime to invite Mike and i round tonight for a bum tunnel and a curry”
George “Would you like my wife and I to bum tunnel you?
Me “no”
The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.
Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.
a steaming pile of apres stella brown gold
"leave it for 10 to 15 minutes, i've just released my slurry mountain."
A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.
Related:
bum stress Pissed Off
Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...
Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.
Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum