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Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
When an indian person tells you something totally obvious.
- I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?
- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
A.K.A. Swizzlesticks
That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.
Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?
Cpt. S: Arby's.
Rusty: But Arby's su-
Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.
A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.
Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.
When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.
Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!
When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.
Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!