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the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female
"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"
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Crack a stiffy
The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.
Commonly used in Australia
Also know as crack a fat
Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.
Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
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When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.
Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
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The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.
"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."
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"That is a fine brew. This is liquid crack. This is a mug full of sunshine." -Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"
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Slang for crystal meth, referring to meth's highly addictive properties.
"I got tweaked on crystal crack last night."
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usually a jew. someone who likes to put his face in the crack or butt hole area of a male(FAG) or female(usually fat).
John is meow knowned as Crack Man. Fuckin Freak
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