Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick

Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

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Dos Chestas

When you find two treasure chests in the same location while playing Fortnite

Bruh, I found dos chestas inside the house!

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'Doing a Currie'

Losing one's socks for a lengthy period of time and searching for them in vain. Called 'Doing a Currie' after the producer of BBC TalkSport (formerly of student radio fame with FlyFM) David Currie lost his socks and was reported by the press to have been hassling hotel guests who he thought might know where they were. He was later cautioned for his behaviour by the BBC and made to apologise to all those involved. The story is frequently referred to by Al Green on TalkSport when teams are late out onto the pitch he says maybe they've "done a currie".

"oh i've only gone and done a currie" said albert, noticing his toes were chilly and his socks nowhere to be seen

"I knew I'd end up 'doing a Currie'" said George as he realised he'd forgotten to pack his socks for the holiday

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to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

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Doing a dave

When you miss the drop zone

Oh no! He’s missed the drop zone!

What? Again? Are you serious H?

Yep... afraid so. He’s done a dave.

Wow. Doing a dave again.

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Doing a Joanna

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.

Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna

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Do Taxes

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

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