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Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.
Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"
McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"
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One who choses to drink to the point of inebriated-queasiness such that they vomit. This is to get rid of 'dem dranks, cause they can't handle their shit.
I hate it when that bulimic drunk can't handle her cocktails, bought for her by a john at dinner!
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When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.
dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!
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a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.
Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?
Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
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When a person is intoxicated and making racial slurs during a conversation, they would be considered Mel Gibson Drunk.
Hey Gabriel! Better stay away from Dolph at the party tonight. He’s Mel-Gibson Drunk!
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waking up sunday and still having significant levels of alcohol in your body from shit-faced saturday
Hey man wanna go out for a late lunch?
Yea, you drive, I'm celebrating still-drunk sunday.
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To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.
"Wow, did you see that girl stagger into that pole? Man, she was Cruise Ship Drunk!"
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