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to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.
Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.
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the act of ding-dong ditching a house while masturbating, cuming on them, and casually walking away.
Jonny just just did a cum and go to the mayor!
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the act of three passengers occupying the front bench seats of a truck, even when there are clearly 2-3 more seats in the back.
term is derived from the observation that Mexicans will often all sit in the front with each other, leaving the back seat clearly vacant, probably so one person is not left to be a loner in the back seat.
Nothing against Mexicans, purely observational. I'm Salvadorean, and probably have more Mexican friends than Salvadoreans.
"So there's just three of us? Alright we're going Mexican"
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The verbal response to a friend or colleague's animated action or sound (usually a combination of both), when you would like he or she to repeat it. Generally, the action or sound must be immediately repeated as close to the original as possible. Failure to respond to a "How's it go?" request usually prompts an adverse negative reaction from peers.
Wes: "I saw a guy having a seizure today, and he was all;" (Comically shakes and flails violently, while making gurgling sounds)
Kevin: "How's it go?"
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noun. m. go juice can refer to any type of alcoholic beverage that is drunk discreetly while in transit to one´s destination so as to maximize one´s level of intoxication upon arrival.
The act of drinking go-juice traditionally refers to they buying of a 5th of Monarch vodka and an equally sized bottle of tropicana orange juice, drinking half the orange juice and then filling it back up with half the bottle of vodka. This creates a mixture that is both powerful, easy to drink, and difficult to detect.
Go-juice was initially invented by college students in the city of Portland, OR as the next step in the evolution of "pregaming" however, students there, who rarely use cars as transportation, soon found that the drinking of go-juice makes one´s journey so delightful that the students eventually stopped reaching their destinations at all, preferring instead to wander the streets merrily, migrating slowly towards voodoo doughnuts in old town.
The term "go-juice" is derived from the movie Waterworld, in which the same term actually refers to gasoline.
"should we take a few shots before we go?"
"why bother? they´ll wear off by the time we get there. Pour me some go-juice instead"
. . . .
"compramos una botella de ron para hacer el jugo móvil"
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It is basically growing a pair and declaring that you're finally going to make a move on the girl that you want. Also a code so no one knows who the fuck you're talking about in order to avoid suspicion.
Travis: Dude when are you going for Schwartz?
Paul: ah shit dude....we'll see when I ask her to formal.
The procedure of masturbating with no access to visual, audio, or any other sensory stimulation and achieving orgasm through the power of your own thoughts
Dude Andy internet was down for two days, he was going acapella 24/7