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Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.
*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants
Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.
In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a ball, but because the home team is up to bat with a very large lead, the umpire has widened the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a strike. The pitch is therefore only called a strike in the bottom half of the inning. See top half ball.
"That pitch was over my head, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling bottom half strikes."
when smoking a cigarette and you need to get a good buzz quick one will take one hit off the cigarette, blow out half of the smoke and proceed to take another puff while the rest of the smoke is still in the lungs. this is done commonly when somebody gives you shorts from their cigarette and there is not enough left to get a sufficient nicotine buzz.
guy 1: heyy, you want shorts on my cig?
guy 2: sure, how much is left?
guy 1: not much, sorry
guy 2: its cool, i will just take a double half hit.
When your inside him with protection, and you pull out real quick half your raw nob is out of the condom
He’s pregnant because I accidentally got a half slipped nob
rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman
when you play half life 2 for first time
Half way to Ye…means you’ve said something considered crazy or controversial.
You are on your way to being cray cray like Ye.
A bit off your rocker or mainstream thought
“Gurl, you about half way to Ye thinking those eyebrows look good!”
Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.
"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."
"Is he a half time idiot?"
"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."
"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."