A Barrel racer who sticks fingers in boys butts and typically drives a f-350
That horse girl stuck her finger in Taylorβs ass again.
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When you are not grateful and a little mean.
He tried to help her with the guy she liked, but she got mad and looked a gift horse in the chin.
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people from the south who have nutting better to do except for analy penetarting horses or mules.
Skeeter is a horse banging skank becuase he literally humped the shit out of my horse
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Stop what you're doing. Stop right where you are.
Hey! Hold your horses, big boy! Your plan is all fucked up!
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hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."
the ultimate insult
"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."
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When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!
Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.
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metaphor for Donald Trump being the president
"Hereβs how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, itβs like thereβs a horse loose in a hospital. Itβs like thereβs a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney
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