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National smokeh must say no to everything day!
oh look smokeh needs to say no cause its June 23
June 23 is the day where any boy can ask a girl out and the girl can’t say no.
Boy: hey wanna go out with me? Girl: uh no. Boy: but it’s June 23rd. Girl: ugh fine.
June 15 is national sugar daddy day! woohoo, ladies and gentlemen go give your sugar daddy a little bit more of that sugar. honestly i dont care BUT you go show him some loooove ;)
me: HEY! jesica!
jesica: yeah...?
me: go give mr. wilson some sugar...;)
jesica: our teacher?
me YES! its june 15, national sugar daddy day
national sugar daddy day! so go get that lucky sugar daddy and treat him to something nice maybe you dont normally do?... ;)
On June 15 your kids have to do whatever you say
Mom: Hey kids it’s June 15
Kids: Damn it
Play fight with your friend
Girl: Lets fight
Boy: Why?
Girl: Its June 15
A special day to be spent with your significant other.
Dude 1: Hey what are you doing on June 15?
Dude 2: Nun why?
Dude 1: WHAT DO U MEAN NUN? U HAVE IT SPEND IT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
Dude 2: OH SHOOT LEMME MAKE PLANS WITH HER/HIM!