Pickle me grandma!

An exclamation of shock or surprise when you see something amazing.

*a girl is pegged to a clothesline by her nipples, spinning around*

"PICKLE ME GRANDMA!!!!"

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polish pickle twister

The act of a male being suspended by ropes face down,he is spun in one direction winding him up. He inserts hi penis into the woman's anus and is let go unwinding and bobbing up and down !!!

I'm so damn lucky that your mom likes to do phe polish pickle twister !!!

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The filthy pickle barrel

When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.

I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.

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make stink pickles

Dropping the kids off at the pool, takin' a dump, makin' chalupas... essentially going for a poo

Dilbert: I been holdin' it for hours now, I gotta go make stink pickles before I leave shit stains on my briefs

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Pickled onion

Like a tea bag, but when the teabagger does not shower for several days, leaving the teabaggee with a rather unpleasant experience.

Yo I gave my buddy tony a pickled onion the other night. Dude hasn't been able to get the taste out of his mouth yet!

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Parking lot pickle

The sucking of a "human" pickle In a parking lot.

The prostitute favorite was a parking lot pickle

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pickle up the ass

an adjetive describeing someone who spazes out or is up tight

"girl" STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
"me" chaill bitch dou u got a pickle up you ass?

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