That's what I told her

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".

Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"

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bless her from behind

Doing a girl from behind, Doggystyle, face down ass up
Used mostly by men to describe how lucky the girl is to get their cock
Urban origin

Damn look at that phat ass in those jeans I think she needs me to bless her from behind
Dude that girl over there wants you to bless her from behind

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facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

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putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.

That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.

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Walk Her Down the Aisle

When she's on her hands and feet and you give her too much and she can't take so she tries to walk away...walk her down the aisle!

I'm gonna walk her down the aisle

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Birthday Her Son

To inseminate a girl, resulting in the birth of a child, preferably a boy.

You know that fine chick last night? I'm gonna birthday her son.

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Throw it in her butt

A term used to describe a Cowboys quarterback tattoo with enblazened scrolls all around telling him to THROW IT IN HER BUTT!

Don: Hey man I'm thinking of getting a cool football tattoo that lets everyone know that I like to bang nasty sluts.

Jeff: Just get a "Throw it in her butt" tattoo...it says it all...

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