chocolate pants

Adjective. (Adj.)
Used to refer to a day in which you are having a bad temper or are in a bad mood.

Origin: A person, that shall remain un-named, had a friend spit chocolate on their new pants and got really upset, started yelling and ate her friends. Every time someone is in a bad mood and having a short temper they are known to be in a "chocolate pants mood" or having a "chocolate pants moment"

"Wow biotch, you are having quite the chocolate pants day."

"Don't talk to me right now, I'm having a chocolate pants day."

"Vives, you're having another chocolate pants moment aren't you?"

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Apple Pants

Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.

I saw Brittany today, she didn't know it but she had apple pants.

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moon pants

Pants you where when traveling to the moon.

Kims ass looks so fine in those 'Moon Pants'; wtf? I cant goto the moon in these pants for i need my 'Moon Pants'

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hot pants

to lust after; to want badly; this does not necessarily fade after you've had the person. It normally gets worse. The pants get hotter.

Jessica has hot pants for Jim so bad that she went out and bought new lingerie.

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satin pants

A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.

Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.

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Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

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silly pants

1.) A homosexual Noun meaning "Goof ball"
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.

1.) Mario, be quiet you silly pants!
2.) Wow... look at that guy's silly pants!!

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