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Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.
I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.
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Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.
"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.
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The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread
I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay
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The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.
"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."
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Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!
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Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.
If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!
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The man who shot Lee Harvey Oswald (who supposedly assassinated JFK). He was a club owner, and involved in the mafia.
"Jack Ruby was tried and convicted of Murder with Malice."
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