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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.

Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*

by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023


Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 04, 2024


Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.

Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.

by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022


Hardy Math

An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.

"What is the eight times twelve?"

"One-hundred and eighty two."

"No it's not."

"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."

by slingslong September 09, 2011


Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 08, 2022


math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers

Emily and Sarah are math gods

by Emthespang October 21, 2019


Math Girl

Girl Math
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.

Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025