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when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!
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A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.
They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.
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an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.
"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."
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I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
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A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.
Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.
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1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.
Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!
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The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.
Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"
Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
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