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National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Somebody that types this in a discord chat.
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February 24th
This is the only day when u can be nice to be michymaraj. Other days you can call him mean words and be not nice to him
Hey did you know it’s National Be Nice to Michy Day?
February 25th
This is the only day u can be nice to Michymaraj. Other days he must be insulted
Hey did you know its national be nice to michy day
She asked me what my cock was like in class and I looked at her and I said it nice
You're nice definitely woman, it nice you can take it down, it nice which way do you like it, it nice like fences report card, get nice like a cold beer, been nice without having to worry about money and gift cards.
When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.
Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass
Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day
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usually a girl would say to a guy if they have very bad nails
Tim was very feeling very bad about his nails today:
Sindy: nice nails Tim
Tim: wait!