Word Rape

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

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Define a Word

It is the only way any user in the Urban Dictionary website can talk

Urban Dictionary: Define a Word
me:

no..

lol okay sure.

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The F Word

Please, don’t say it!!!

Dude 1: “DON’T SAY THE F WORD”
Dude 2: “The F Word”

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Word spitter

A preacher or a person that gives messages

Im a word spitter that’s just delivering a message from god.

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N Word

Don’t say it 😳

Example of what happens when a white guy says the N Word
White Man: N***a
Black Man: Run cracker

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word malpunction

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

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Juicing the Words

The act of making up a slang term in the hope of getting word of the day.

You should never start juicing the words no matter what.

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