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instagram punk

The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.

Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?

by Famian March 10, 2019


punk-prick

a young male who brags about the large cock he has only to be found to have a tiny member.

that dude had all the girls excited only to discover what a punk-prick he really is.

by Timouthy Titmouse September 30, 2020


punking off

masterbating(males). to punk off

wtf are u doin in the bathroom so long, PUNKING OFF?

by pissdrnxdollin April 24, 2006


Punk tuition

The price you pay for separating your self from another person's self by identifying who you are. Similar to punctuation which separates verbs, nouns or adjectives from each other in grammar. Or the day from the month and the year of the date today or in history or the planned future.

That dude over there didn't pay punk tuition who is he and why is he with us?

by bushlight October 31, 2018


Rona Punk

Someone who still insists on wearing a face mask in public.

Look at that Rona Punk over there, they still think it's the year 2020.

by KavMan May 31, 2023


Punk Bruh Moment

The worst guy you could ever be friends with. He gives the best unconstructive criticism and his ignorance is like rocks in your shoes. He would do anything to see you miserable. If you have a Punk B.M. in your life, you're the unluckiest person in the world.

"Punk Bruh Moment} has made me depressed"
"Me too"
*then they kiss just cuz idk*

by Not Punk B.M. December 24, 2022


Fart Punk

A genre of music made famous by the band Hot Pepsi.

Hot Pepsi is the hottest, loudest, sexxxiest fart punk band of all time.

by Rev. Dutch E. Poo, Esq. November 15, 2021