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An engagement ring that a much older sponsor (ex. sugar daddy, sugar mommy, or glucose guardian) uses to propose marriage to a much younger sugar baby or gold digger.
Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
A 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco. The game has been appraised and criticized for its immense difficulty especially towards people new to the SoulsBorne genre. The game has been compared to it’s predecessor the DARK SOULS trilogy.
1 - “Hey dude. Have you played Elden Ring yet?
2 - “Yeah. I’m still stuck on the first boss. The game is really hard.”
The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.
.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.
Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.
.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.
Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”
“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two