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While hot dogs are considered as a type of sausage, hotdogs are cooked through boiled water and steam. Sausages are cooked on a grill
Difference between sausage and hot dog: The hotdog was soft while the sausage was more crisp.
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How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"
"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"
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When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.
"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"
adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
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When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.
Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.
Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"
Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie
Stretching your ballsack out so your penis lays on it like a plate .
Ethan was impressed with Paul’s sausage on a plate.