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when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner
friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
A syndrome diagnosed to fictional characters. This syndrome identifies the villainous behavior of antagonists, anti-heroes, and other character types as the quality that makes them attractive. In simpler terms, villain bad and therefore hot.
person 1: how can you simp for that guy? he’s a murderer!
person 2: bro he’s got S.S.S. written all over him. i can’t help it.
person 1: what the hell is S.S.S.?
person 2: you don’t know what S.S.S. - Sinister Sexy Syndrome is?
Forget about Netflix and chill, it's time for Amazon Prime.
Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
Sexy time has begun refers to one of the two;
1) When someone wipes out a squad, team or comp in a game or comp.
2) When a Man/Woman engage in sexual intercourse with another partner.
Wow, we just wiped their entire team, sexy time has begun
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An act in which two particularly horny individuals enter each other while using condoms soaked in hot sauce.
“Aye baby, lets engage in the act of super spicy sexy time ;)”
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Said in an Itailian or "Borat" accent to your friends when your girl wants to make some Sexy Time with you.
Woman: Honey get off that computor.... I got some new anal lube!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!
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That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
Goodnight Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams. Sleep tight.
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