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An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes
He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.
The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!
person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?
A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.
“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”
A person who professionalizes in appraisal of shoes
I studied fashion in college to become a shoe appraiser
Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.
Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.
An expression used to express dismay
Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!