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Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant
a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!
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Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!
A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.
Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?
Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!
Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
When you use lettuce for shorts
Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”
Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”