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When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
when u screech in your sleep
Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!ðŸ¤
Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.
Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"
Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
When you wake up and bang (coitus) and then go back to sleep.
"I was involved in the sleep bang last night! That is why I can't stay awake at work, boss!"
No-sleep rage is frustration & anger after trying to sleep for as many attempts as possible.
Aw man, I had a no-sleep rage last night!