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can you make me miso soup every morning

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.

his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

by The side Popcorn Stand November 19, 2021

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Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

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soubbe the sabb soup @𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑝🍄🧃#7516

sabble slup is my besite from 3rd grabe and they are so grape mmm grape so zus and they alzoe9e like boobies and secs oh and they are a haikeuuuu kid EW!

soubbe the sabb soup @𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑝🍄🧃#7516 is my beistigje

omh youre rigyut!▪︎
IM SO FLEIXIHWL FOR soubbe the sabb soup @𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑝🍄🧃#7516
I AM BOOB FOR

by Ranmaru_kageyama March 16, 2021

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martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

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You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

you won’t see me crying in my soup

by Stupidwords4people February 13, 2022


Egg Drop Soup

When a girl has a yeast infection and is on her period. It comes out all yellow and stringy.

Did you have fun last night? No, I was eating egg drop soup all night and now I have thrush.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 18, 2023


Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 March 9, 2018