We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

Shh daddys talking

It means it's time to be quiet because daddys talking now. So shh.

"Hey did you see the new v-"
"Shhhhhh it's okay daddys here"
"Time for a nap"
*muffled screams*
"Shh daddys talking"
*leaves man in a closet sort thing*
"keep it classy ramsassy"

flaccid trash talk

Aggressively belittling your opponent while losing badly with no rational hope of victory.

That's a lot of flaccid trash talk for someone who can't even deliver a website.

Talk To Frank Bot

An MSN bot set up to tell you about drugs. Most of the time you end up talking to him and making him do stupid things. Like telling it you like to wank, or that your name is gay.

See above or pictures, they show what the Talk To Frank Bot does.

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talk to the jazz hand

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

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we need to talk

A woman's way of addressing an issue with her boyfriend/husband generally resulting in the boyfriend/husband first breaking out into a sweat/rash/hives and then being severly punished (dumped) for whatever they did wrong

After Mike called Sandy a whore at the opera, Sandy told Mike "we need to talk"

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good talk russ

1) a riposte for when someone completely stonewalls or inappropriately adds to a conversation, text message, email, etc.

2) a short message to the reader informing them that they blatanty blew you off.

Emily didn't respond to my text message asking about her weekend until she received a good talk russ.

Clark attempted to discuss life with his son Rusty over a beer. Rusty didn't respond to any of Clark's thoughts and just drank his father's beer. Clark concluded the conversation with "Good talk Russ."

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