nice cock

Telling someone that they look good or awesome

Person 1: Nice cock dude!
Person 2: Thenks man!

Nice cock

A very interesting and large cock

Woah bro, Nice cock

Nice and Fork

Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork

OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh

Yeah was nice thanks :)

Irish-English for "dude, please stop talking"

Hey, how was Glasgow?

Yeah was nice thanks :)

Hafna nice Hafna spice

A sliema (Half maltese half english) way to express something that is awsame.

"Hey joey ara madonna that karozza its so sabieha"
"thats hafna nice hafna spice"
"I know hux"

nice lid kid

Nice hat

That is a nice lid kid

nice one roy

something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.

Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!