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a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash
dude i hate that bitch so much i might just give her a new mexican road rash
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Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!
mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!
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Bro..... If you still use this joke you are probably a super old person+its not even funny anymore
Michael: Hey jack. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack:Why?
Michael:To get to the other side
Jack:haha. so funny.
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when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
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Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
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a small little tree-lined alleyway in between two roads on one of them nice estates, eee the days i remember going down that flutester, or the ginnel as we called it, eeee
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when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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