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Michigan State University

1. More fun than the University of Michigan.

2. Not filled with snobby assholes.

3. Best party school around.

4. Big Ten sports, awesome basketball team.

1. If you like to study, go to U of M. If you like to party, go to state.

2. State students don't automatically think they are better than the rest of the world. I got into the University of Michigan, but I chose to go to state because my head isn't stuck up my ass.

3. "Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." -Playboy
Not even tear gas can keep us from having a good time.

4. NCAA men's basketball team (26-7)repeatedly in final four.

by jen85 May 20, 2005

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University of British Columbia

The University of British Columbia, A.K.A. UBC, is perhaps in many terms the second best university in Canada. It is located in, of course, British Columbia.
Visit the website: www.ubc.ca

I plan to go to UBC. (The University of British Columbia.)

by Julie.t. December 30, 2009

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University of the Sciences in Philadelphia

A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.

Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh

by WildEyeJoker January 21, 2011

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Saint Lawrence University

A university because of its 150 grad students in the education department. A small private university located in the middle of nowhere, NY; stone's throw from Canada in the town of Canton consisting of 4 restaurants, 2 clothing stores, 1 movie theatre, McDonalds and of course the Tic Toc. Now down to 1 fraternity-- the norm: drinking almost every night of the week. If you don't drink, campus is pretty boring, but you can sometimes find things to do. We work our asses off and are rewarded with a 10-day Thanksgiving break, and 5 weeks off for Christmas. Cheers to Scarlet and the Brown!

Saint Lawrence University
OH SLU

by Genevieve SLU '09 November 29, 2005

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University of Central Florida

University of Central Florida

The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.

If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.

The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.

I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.

Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.

UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?

by yeagerbombzzzzz May 2, 2010

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Johnson and Wales University

A 4 year university in the heart of Providence Rhode Island. Mainly known for its outstanding Business Technology and Hospitality programs and its outstanding looking students. JWU has some of the best looking students in the country, mainly rich kids from the northeast that love to party and hook up

Yo those kids go to Johnson and Wales University, no wonder why they are so smart and goodlooking!

by LKrole December 5, 2006

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University of Wisconsin Madison

Unlike the above definition, the University of Wisconsin Madison is a prestigious university where education is everything but so is having a good time. You will find the most school spirit in Madison than anywhere else in Wisconsin. We are the number one party school but do not "fuck around" or "fuck-off". Time management is a must-have skill here (obviously if we go out everynight but still get up and get an A on an exam the next morning).

Wow, I can't believe _____ got into the University of Wisconsin Madison, he/she must have a really good GPA.

It's such a prestigious school to go to.

I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.

You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.

by badger for life September 26, 2005

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