You can fry an egg on that

That's neato! Sweet! Mad hops!

Yo, bro, dat 98 poniakk just triple spun that crizzazy doe-nuttt fo sho!!!! Y'alls gots dem mad hopszz!! You can fry an egg on that yalls!! REPRESE-UNT!

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How can she slap

Something to say when a tv host show crew tackles you to the floor because host has just slapped you and you slap back because you have a strong sexual urge to slap her back

How can she slap?-XD

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Can I help you

Get the fuck out of here

I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.

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all you can bust

all you can eat. a buffet.

lets go down to fatass's barbecue shack. they got that special, all you can bust for $5.99

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San Quinton Can Opener

When hand to anal penetration becomes 2 hands in a vertical position, while opening into a 'V' shape, disclosing the view of the cavity

Sally wanted the fist so much, I decided to give her a San Quinton Can Opener for the camera view of her Scooby Snacks

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can I get a piece

It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.

Hey baby can I get a piece of that fine ass!

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can I get 'em?

When someone says or does something that everyone else considers stupid or embarassing, most of the time, someone will speak up and say "Can I get 'em?" meaning, "Can I get ..." Well, actually, no one really knows what it is we're "getting," but people find it very entertaining to say. And if they're very ghetto, they just might take it a step further and actually swipe their hand across the back of the persons' neck to symbolize them actually "getting" something. And there you have it.

*John runs into a pole accidentally.*
"HAHAHA! Can I get 'em?"

"Dude, I just got rejected by this hottie down the street."
"HAHAHA. Can I get 'em?"

"How do you tie a tie?"
"Uh... can I get 'em?"

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