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Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.
"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"
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someone who doesn't masterbate frequently. This leads them to be emotionally stunted and immature.
Jason: "I don't masterbate at all really. He's an independent fellow"
Autumn: "You are a strange cookie"
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a fortune from a fortune cookie that says you need an abortion
-i'm hungry can i have a fortune cookie?
-no we only have abortion cookies.
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1. (phrase) to voluntarily discontinue medical treatment for a severe chronic illness, such as cancer or kidney failure, thus forfeiting one's life. Taken from the final act of sending the medical staff cookies or some other thank you gift.
"We won't be seeing Joe any more, he sent cookies!"
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the enemy of the multi colored storm trooper swat team
Crush the pink cookie, befor eit;s to late
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A popular cookie given to new members of the popular forum, Cult of The Jedi. They are often served with Moo Juice.
Come get your free gorilla cookies and moo juice you asshats!
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when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies and milk
when you cum so much in a girls vag that you dunk cookies in her vag and make her eat them like cookies & milk
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