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Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 1, 2010


Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 8, 2019


Hood Oos

Hood Oos, the infamous war cry used by Australian icon Spanian.

Hood Oos lad

Hood Oos carrrnnnnnnt!

by SpanianFan123 May 23, 2021


Hood Oos

The infamous war cry used by Australian Icon and street realist, the one and only Spanian.

Hood oos bah!
Hood oos lad!
Hood oos!

by SpanianFan123 May 23, 2021


Hood rat traptivities

Activities done for the purpose of entertainment or decompressing stress by a good-looking, well educated, working or middle-class female, that are typically done by hood rats, or women who are less educated and living in poverty. Coined by a lady in Charlotte, NC when describing a fun and eventful outing with friends and/or family.

I wish you could come out with us to the spot Friday, so we can play in dem streetz, doing hood rat traptivities.

by DDT Charlotte May 15, 2019


Hood Mutt

A female that uses promiscuity or other deviant actions to get ahead. A person that is loud and obnoxious and has no boundaries in regards to exposing their self for negative attention. They use catch phrases such as "Fleek and "Turn up." Wears too much makeup and over sized eyelashes. Advertises selling weave bundles, waist trainers and cheap "boutique" clothes.

Life changed for all Hood Mutts, when his wife won the lawsuit against her husbands girlfriend aka side chick aka hood rat

by J Howard April 17, 2015


early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy November 1, 2022