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When you are being cheap without knowing it (it's used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). Usually used with Jewish people.
Man1: Would you please spare a dime for children in need?
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.
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A game played throughout a town, usually at night. It involves two teams, a team of Nazis and a team of Jews. Both teams carry throwing projectiles such as balls or apples. The Nazi team is much smaller but carries much more apples and spends the game searching for the Jews on bikes. If they find the Jews, who are hiding, they drop the bikes and attempt to capture the Jews and pelt them with the apples. When the Jews are captured, they are tied up and brought to a general location in the middle of the town, either to be guarded, tortured, or freed by the rest of the Jews. The game ends when all Jews are captured. The game is also similar to fugitive and may be referred to as Apples.
What are we doing tonight?
How about a game of Nazis vs. Jews?
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The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
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A jewish person usualy named jennifer marie jimenez, san pedro, fidel castro, jose esquerbo paquez, esquella(family guy)
peter "esquella, why do you always clean out the change I leave lieing around my house?"
esquella "no change here, no they gone, no, no."
Peter "you damn mexican jew!"
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AKA the 12 apostles. They dropped sick verses, and were abunch of homies that went out to brunch every sunday.
Person 1: "Yo, you hear those verses the Jew-Tang Clan dropped in that mixtape a few hundred years back?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I heard Judas was a snitch though"
Person 1: "Yeah, he got what he deserved"
(Daps)........
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German for glass of juice
Hitler: Bring me a gas de jews.
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When a jew uses their nose to t-bag someone
Declan used his nose to Jew-bag your mom
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