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The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.
Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.
when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.
I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum
when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".
Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.
When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me