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Questionably the greatest movie ever created...
"So how did you think of that dragon wars movie?"
"GREATEST...MOVIE...EVER!!!"
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-a soldier who has been mentally fucked by war
-someone who cant lead a normal life because they have been psychologically damaged and disturbed by war
-this is what some people give for us...their lives...alot die in war and even more come back from war....but they all died from war...some physically but all of them have died mentally
-Why is dad so fucked up mom?
Well papa was in a war so now hes a war junkie.
-Hey Jim why cant you lead a normal life bro?
Well Andre....the war fucked me up forever....show a little respect you little shit ill forever be a war junkie
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The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.
DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!
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Something that will throw us back into the stone age.
Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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A sexual act when a man and a woman push their anuses together. Then either the man or woman begins to poo into the other's anus, then the other poos back poo into the other's anus forever in perpetual fecal bliss.
Dude 1: I totally partook a Reverse Tug of War with your mother last night and twice this morning.
Dude 2: Dude breh man, that is fucking nasty
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Some awesome melo band with some jazzy vocals, and sexy bass lines.
Hear hang me up to dry by the cold war kids.
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The Tik Tok War Was A War In The App Of Tik Tok, Where The Gamer Boy Army With Lots Of Help From Other Gamer Factions Destroyed And Crushed The Furry Armed Forces. It Lasted From November 10th To December 6th.
A: I Fought In The Tik Tok War.
B: I Salute You, Who Did You Ally With?
A: The Furries.
B: *Grabs Nerf Minigun*
A: All Hail Weebus Dingus.
B: *Shoots A*
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