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A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
a huge hottie with a huge cock.
don't miss with him.
Shawty- damn thomas so hot
the boys- ik right!
A Wakandan who will steal your avocado and eat it like a creep.
This Thomas is mean
A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good
He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room
This Was write by Thomas XD
Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill
The best man that has ever lived. once you get him never let him go. he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. thomas is creative, funny, and a gamer. hes also a romantic who will want to do many things for you.
thomas swept me into his arms. ily thomas. <3