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Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.
Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.
It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.
I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.
A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.
Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile
“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”
The shapes your hand needs to make when fisting. Enter with duck 🤏🏼 Pound with Turtle 🤛🏼 Exit with duck 🤏🏼
She was tight so I used the duck turtle duck technique to fist her.
an alternate cult sounding name for VISCO girls, due to the stereotypical phrase: SAVE THE TURTLES.
random girl: (drinking from hydro flask ) SAVE THE TURTLES! and i oop-
sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks....
me:you are a member of the daughters of the sea turtles
random girl : what OwO (drinking from hydro flask)
me:has a cringe attack
me: faints
During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.
He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.
The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.
Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.