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You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

by Lina April 17, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you ain't never did something before that someone else did.

person 1: yo, my brother cracked on me for getting in a fight at school and lost.

person 2: for real.

person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"

person 1: for real

by finalboss954 January 17, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't forget your mudboots

Similar in nature to zapp! whereas it is used after insuffulation of cocaine but only when a friend's mother text messages her "don't forget your mudboots" you must then repeat the phrase; usually exclaimed with powder residue on one's nose, mouth, shirt, etc.

After lifting his head from the mirror, VCR all over his face and shirt, John slurred to the rest of us, "Don't forget your mudboots."

by Doctor Girlfriend February 29, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't tell my dad

commonly used by compulsive liars when lying about pointless shit.

joey: ohhh ya i got a new mustang, but don't tell my dad

by Randoms201 December 23, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't think so (EXO)

A line repeatedly used in the song Obsession by exo. Said in a classic monotonous voice by the x-exo clones, It has become a meme among exols. Personally speaking, this is a line that will live on forever. It's like Shawty Imma Party Till the Sundown or chogiwa.

1.

Exols: Please give exo proper promotions .
SM: I don't think so (EXO).

2. Exols: Give Sehunnie more lines.
SM: I don't think so.

3 . Exols: We want a comeback with Lay.
Sm: I don't think so.

by ExolEriEgg No bias November 27, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

An amazing YouTube mini-series directed by Becky Sloan and Joeseph Pelling featuring 3 main protagonists; Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. Each episode has an education song. Great for kids.

Person 1:have you heard of don't hug me i'm scared and did you see that they're making a new tv series this year sometime in september 2022 on channel 4

Person 2: YES YOU ARE COOL WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Person 1: YES YOU ARE COOL AS WELL WE ARE FRIENDS NOW

by camillathechameleon June 30, 2022

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010

94๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž