nake-head

A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.

"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."

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mellon head

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs

that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head

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air head

Oral sex on an airplane.

During the 5 hour flight to Cali my bitch put her head under the blanket and it looked like she was just sleeping on my lap. But little did the rest of the plane know, I was actually getting some killer air head.

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pube head

1. Racial slur directed towards African Americans.

This racial slur came about when some teenagers discovered a question about pubic hair in the book "Do Penguins Have Knees?" by David Felman. In one section of the book, it explains that pubic hair is always curly because the hair is oval in shape and that this oval shape is the same reason Africans generally have curly hair, thus spawning the term "pube head."

New York is full of pube heads.

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sea head

a girl that is so wetty wetty down below that you can see it on her face and in her eyes.

'dude, that girl so wetty we call her a sea head'
'don't go near betty man, i heard she's a sea head'
'oh no, a sea head'

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bowl head

a person with a haircut in the shape of a bowl, therefore their head looks like a bowl.

man look at johns hair, wot a bowl head.

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Crack Head

A person who smokes alot of crack

A person who acts stupid

That crack head asked me for a smoke

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