A disastrous loss of train of thought while in an intoxicated state.
Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck
Allowing 2 or more guys to fuck you
Him: i got nothing to do today. What should I do today?
You: get your friends and run a train on me!
Him: oo!
the train of the jackson few made for little kiddies
mommy mommy dah chu chu trains comming no son get away from there that not for little children
Staggering into a train station and being just in time to catch the last train home.
I was smashed last night and there were no taxis but I got good train karma. Awesome.
Used as a deterrent when someone is mixing records and is unable to mix properly when someone is making words with their face hole.
"... so, yeah. I was totally about to go ham all over those titties but, she..." - Cut off mid-sentence
"Train-Station!!!"
1. n. Another euphemism for penis.
2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
One that can command a lot of girls or a group of girls to do his or her bidding.
Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor