El Dorado Train

When you bang the 4 people that are really close. Who are all pretty trill people

Billy, Joe, Marco and Jesus are all really trill! I should have an El Dorado Train with all four of them!

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first-train late

when you miss the last train and instead party all night and catch the first train in the morning and go straight to work.

Kat - 'We were out late last night.'

Andy - 'Yeah, we were first-train late.'

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train wreck

the result of beginning to drink quarter drafts at 7 p.m., behaving in a beastly manners and not returning home until the sun has risen once again.

I drank quarter drafts for like twelve straight hours, i was such a train wreck the next day.

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circular Man-Train

Derived from the more common act of the Man-Train, very similar in its nature though it solves all issues you may have come across with the engine and caboose missing out on the full experiance.

To engage in a circular Man-Train you simply form the train but instead of forming a straight line you slowly stand on a 25 degree angle untill all parties are forming a circle thus closing the gap and creating the Circle. Be sure to stretch

Frenchy: Homie im sick of being at de back an missn all de action son, we gutta work out some sort of a roster dog

Danny: I feel you dawg, what about if we initiated a circle blood then we all gets a go D

Fill: ehhhh we could call it a Circular Man-Train essay

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puff puff train

When a girl is gettin eaten out, the person doing the eating blows air into the vagina, and then carries on to press down on the stomach of the woman in a hard fashion, causing abrupt air like "pfffft" noises to be heard..

Should be followed with a choo choo noise by the eater.

"Man, i had such a great time last night, Francisca let me puff puff train her allll night. Then i tooted like a conductor.

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captain of the gravy train

Homsar.

Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train!

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express train to hell

A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.

yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!

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