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A great day for Discord owners! This takes place on December 16th, which is right before Fuck The Owner Day. On this day, you are required to simp for the owner of any Discord owner you see!
Normal Day
Discord Owner: Hi guys!
Member: Fuck you
Simp The Owner Day
Discord Owner: Hey everyone!
Member: OMG hi!!! Here's free nitro!
A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps
...goes by Jesse
Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”
Guys who follow a niche internet micro celebrity female on social media. She’s usually a gamer girl, so they join her Discord in hopes of becoming her Moderator. She talks to them occasionally and they all think she wants to date them. They always give her what she wants, compliment her, and stalk her.
Guy 1: Wow this girl is a gamer? She’s super cool.
Guy 2: She’s so hot!
Guy 3: You guys are such incel simp orbiter freaks. I’m leaving.
A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....
Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...
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(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t
Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing
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a dumb month made by the boys to silence people who are trying to make people aware about su!code or whatever. Don’t make up stupid months like that 😐
person: it’s no simp September!!
other person: bro it’s literally su!c!de prevention month wtf
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The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)
THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3
Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth
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